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Know This:

• Mostafa Ahmadi-Roshan latest Iranian scientist to die in car explosion, becoming fourth nuclear-program-affiliated academic to be assassinated. 

• French TV journalist Gilles Jacquier among eight killed in grenade attack during government-authorized visit to Syrian city of Homs.

Read This:

• Joran van der Sloot pleads guilty to murder of Peruvian woman Stephany Flores.

• Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour raises eyebrows with unconditional pardons for 193 inmates, including several convicted murderers.

• Reacting to Jodi Kantor’s controversial book, Michelle Obama says she’s tired of being portrayed as “some kind of angry black woman.”

• Minutes from 2 Broke Girls showrunner Michael Patrick King’s TCA meltdown: AV Club, Vulture, HitFix.

• State media puppet Wolf Blitzer “salutes” politicians for taking time out of being rich to answer the “annoying questions” of the unwashed masses.

• Ricky Gervais is a spoiled brat, and he knows it.

The Other:

• NewsFeed: Parents Sign Petition to Bring Breastfeeding Back to Sesame Street.

• Tea x Time List: 6 Horrible Aftermaths Implied By Movies With Happy Endings.

• Above: Newly discovered frog species is the world’s smallest vertebrate.